StoneCold: Ear to the Pavement
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September 7, 2007

Stonecold Health Report:

DrunkJulie saved my life. I could have died Labor Day weekend. Many of you might have been hospitalized. The crisis was real. DJ (Drunk Julie) gave me three potentially life saving tips to beat the bone-crushing heatwave we suffered. One them them I actually used. The other two, I'm recommending only for the ladies. It's a free country guys, but expect some odd glances and maybe some jail time if you attempt the other two.
 
DrunkJulie's pointers for beating the heat (Men, consider yourself NOT a sociopath if you know which ones are ladies only):
  1. Lick/suck Big Sticks with friends.
  2. Go skinny dipping with hairy-chested rock stars.
  3. Take a cold shower, don't dry off and sit naked as a jaybird in front of a fan. I know it sounds very Appalachian but it works. Guys, not too close to the fan.
As you can see, these gems are worth their weight in gold. Not only are they gonna bring down your core body temperature but they double as social activities that will take your mind off the heat. Give them a try next heatwave and let us know how it goes.
 
Now you know who's got your back.
 
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