Dear Ask Julie,

I was in Fullerton a couple of weeks ago, and I met a really nice guy. We exchanged numbers but he hasn't called. I really think this is someone I'd like to date, do you think I should call him?

Signed,
Confused in La Puente


Dear Confused,

There's no dating in Fullerton, there's just taking turns.

Your Friends at DrunkJulie.com

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Dear AskJulie,

I have nothing to wear this Friday. Should I stick with the old standby jeans and a black shirt or buy something new?

Signed,
Naked in Fullerton

Dear NIF,

Buy all means, max out the credit cards and push up the girls. You're going to Fullerton, hot stuff!!

Your friends at DrunkJulie.com

 

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Dear Ask Julie,

Please settle an office wager. What team leads the AL West?

Signed,
Baseball Fan in Fullerton

Dear BFF,

You obviously have a job; go buy a newspaper.

Your friends at DrunkJulie.com

Dear Ask Julie,

I'm stuck on a game in my office pool. Who do you like on opening day Sunday: the Chargers or the Bears?

Signed,
Conflicted


Dear Pansyass,

Who doesn't know the answer to that?!! Maybe you should be asking Party Dress advice.

Your friends at DrunkJulie.com

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Dear Ask Julie,

I'm going out tonight with my girlfriends and have has zero luck picking up on boys. What should I wear???

Signed,
Unlucky in Fullerton

Dear Unlucky,

Find your old granny panties, the dirty jeans from the floor and don't shave your legs. You'll have all the luck in the world. Heck, you're in
Fullerton-- those boys don't mind!!!

PS: If you do meet someone, ditch the panties in the bathroom trash!!

Your friends at DrunkJulie.com